Guy walks into movie studio asking for a movie career.

director says well u have everything we are looking for, u have had experience u have the look so wats ur name?



man answers penis van lesbian



sorry we cannot empoy u , u r gonna have to change ur name,



no van lesbian has been in my family for generations,no way.



so guy walks out



3 YEARS LATER.



director recieves a cheque for 50 grand with a note saying i thought about what u said about changing my name so i changed it to the following.





dick van dike



i am thinking of u