An old women is going up in a lift in a very lavish department store when a young, beautiful woman gets in, smelling of expensive scent.
She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, Romance by Ralph Lauren, £100 a bottle.Then another young woman gets into the lift. She also turns round to the old woman and says snootily, Chanel No.5, £150 a bottle.A few floors later, the old women has reached her floor. As she gets out, she looks at both women, then turns round, bends over, farts and says, Sprouts, 25p a pound.

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