A woman is shopping for a pet as a gift for her husband but she is
concerned that the prices this pet shop are charging seem very high. She
goes to the clerk and explains her concern.

Well, I have a frog in the back that I can let you have for $50, the
clerk says.

$50? the woman replies. That seems terribly expensive for a frog.

Well, this frog is worth it. Its been trained to give blow jobs.

The woman is stunned, but as her husband loves this sort of sex, and she is
not particularly fond of it, she decides the frog might be a good
investment. She buys the frog, brings it home, presents it to her husband,
and explains its special value.

The husband is skeptical, but promises hell give the frog a try that
night. The woman goes to sleep, happily knowing she wont be bothered by
her husband that night. She is suddenly awakened by a clatter coming from
the kitchen. She goes downstairs and finds the frog and her husband pulling
out pots and pans, and pouring over cookbooks.

What are you two doing down here? she asks.

Her husband responds, If I can teach this frog to cook, your sorry ass is
out of here!