04
Apr

Peter Marshalls list of favorite answers from "Hollywood Squares"

  1. According to Movie Life magazine, Ann-Margaret would like to start having babies soon, but her husband wants her to wait a while. Why?

    PAUL LYNDE: Hes out of town.

  2. Dennis Weaver, Debbie Reynolds, and Shelley Winters star in the movie Whats The Matter With Helen? Who plays Helen?

    CHARLEY WEAVER: Dennis Weaver-thats why they asked the question.

  3. What are dual-purpose cattle good for that other cattle arent?

    PAUL LYNDE: They give milk … and cookies, but I dont recommend the cookies.

  4. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?

    PAUL LYNDE: Who told you about my elephant?

  5. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?

    CHARLEY WEAVER: Ill lend him the car. The rest is up to him.

  6. Robert Young recently stated, I never, never give … something to his fans who ask for it. What?

    PAUL LYNDE: A hysterectomy.

  7. James Stewart did it over twenty years ago when he was forty-one years old. Now he says it was one of the best things I ever did. What was it?

    MARTY ALLEN: Rhonda Fleming.

  8. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?

    CHARLEY WEAVER: His feet.

  9. Before a cow will give you any milk, she has to have something very important. What?

    PAUL LYNDE: An engagement ring.

  10. According to Robert Mitchum, one thing has ruined more actors than drinking. What?

    CHARLEY WEAVER: Not drinking.

  11. When the Lone Ranger finished with a case, he left something behind. What?

    PAUL LYNDE: A masked baby.

  12. True or false: Some African Watusi tribesmen greet guests by running toward them at full speed, then high-jumping over them.

    CHARLEY WEAVER:This is sometimes terribly embarrassing to tall guests.

  13. Youre on your first visit to Japan, and you head right for the Kabuki. Why?

    PAUL LYNDE: It was a long plane ride.

  14. If youre going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high?

    CHARLEY WEAVER: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

  15. Do female frogs croak?

    PAUL LYNDE: If you hold their little heads under water.

  16. Youve been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?

    DON KNOTTS: Thats whats been keeping me awake.

  17. Is there any such thing as an F cup in bra sizes?

    PAUL LYNDE: Yes, it sleeps four.

  18. True or false: Many people sleep better in their street clothes than they do in their pajamas.

    PAUL LYNDE: Yes. We call them winos.

  19. According to the World Book, is it okay to freeze your persimmons?

    PAUL LYNDE: No. You should dress warmly.

  20. According to psychologists, when a child begins to get curious about sex, what is the one question he will most ask his mommy and daddy?

    PAUL LYNDE: Where can I get some?

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