Pillsbury Dough Boy

Did you hear that the Pillsbury dough boy died?

Yup: got a yeast infection.

Dr.McCoy reported to Captain Kirk: Hes bread, Jim. It was a sad thing that but for a little dough some crusty old doctor could have performed a BATTERy of tests and maybe given him much kneaded treatment. If it worked, the poor soul would still be leaven.

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