Theres a big trade in skunk fur at the moment so two ladies are on holiday with the intention of smuggling a couple of skunks back home. Theyre discussing how theyre going to conceal them to get through customs.

I can put it down my knickers as surely no one will search there. says one of them.

Yes but what about the smell? asks her friend.

Hey, if it dies it dies.

Apparently all British Airways planes have been grounded today after it was found that all the air hostesses had at least a four inch crack in them.

Martina Navratolova was held at Heathrow today after customs men found a pound of crack in her knickers.