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Apr

Play Pens

Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best friend, Theyre driving me nuts. Such pests, they give me no rest and Im half-way to the nut hatch.

What you need is a playpen to separate the kids from yourself, her friend said.

So Mary bought a playpen. A few days later, her friend called to ask how things were going.

Superb! I cant believe it, Mary said. I get in that pen with a good book and the kids dont bother me one bit!

By the way – Mary is blonde.

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