Stosh and Stan were recently laid off when they decided to rob a bank. They planned for weeks so that everything would go smoothly when the heist took place. Stoshs job was to crack open the safe and detain the manager and Stans job was to grab the money from the safe and the teller windows.

When the robbery took place, Stan gathered up all the money from the tellers but when he got to the safe, it was all tied up and the manager had a strange look on his face.

STOSH! Stan cried out. I said BLOW THE SAFE and TIE UP THE MANAGER.

(For those of non-Polish descent, Stosh and Stan are well known old world Polish names)