A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and

started lessons. The instructor told the Polak to jump out of the

plane and pull his rip cord. The instructor then explained that he

himself would jump out right behind him so that they would go down

together. The Polak understood and was ready.

The time came to have the Polak jump from the air plane. The

instructor reminded the Polak that he would be right behind him. The

Polak proceeded to jump from the plane and after being in the air

for a few seconds pulled the rip cord. The instructor followed by

jumping from the plane. The instructor pulled his rip cord but the

parachute did not open. The instructor, frantically trying to get

his parachute open, darted past the Polak.

The Polak seeing this yelled, as he undid the straps to his

parachute, So you wanna race, eh?