Now that its 88, its time for some political nonsense (redundant?)

A LESSON IN POLITICAL SCIENCE

SOCIALISM – You have two cows. The government takes one to give
to someone else.

COMMUNISM – You have two cows. The government takes both and gives
you the milk.

FASCISM – You have two cows. The government takes both and sells
you the milk.

NAZISM – You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRACY – You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one
and pours the milk down the drain.

CAPITALISM – You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

ANARCHY – steal neighbours bull, shoot the government.