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Dec

Politically Correct LEXICON

Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITY

PC people do not recognize the term, race, as valid

Black- African-Canadian, (NOTE: DOES NOT INCLUDE: LIBYANS, EGYPTIANS, WHITE South AFRICANS. DOES INCLUDE: PEOPLE WITH DARK SKIN REGARDLESS OF WHERE THEY ARE FROM OR WHERE THEY LIVE.)

Oriental- Asian-Canadian (Note: Not Considered REAL Minorities since they tend to do well)

Indian- Native-Canadian (NOTE: The following terms are no PC: Atlanta Braves, Cleveland Indians, Kansas City Chiefs, Washington Redskins, (Avoid these cities!)

Chicano -Hispanic (NOTE: THE FOLLOWING ARE NOT PC: Cheech and Chong, Chico and the Man episodes, Cisco Kid, Rosarita Salsa, Speedy Gonzales, AVOID! AVOID!)

White Trash-PC Unaware, Rustically Inclined

WASP (white male)-insensitive Cultural Oppressor (ICO)

GENDER-(PC people dont like the word sex as it has confusing connotations)

 

Woman- Womyn; Vaginal-Canadian

Girl-Pre-Womyn

Housewife-Domestic Engineer

Fireman-Firefighter

Stewardess-Flight Attendant

Meter Maid-Parking Enforcement Adjudicator

Post Man-Post Person Mail Man Person Person

Policeman-Law Enforcement Officer; Baton Boy Cal. Clubber

Prostitute-Sex Surrogate (Teen Victim. See: Broken Home)

Mankind/Human-Earth Children

Handicapped-Physically Challenged Differently Abled Handi-Capable

Blind-Optically Darker Photonically Non-receptive

Deaf-Visually Oriented

Poor-Economically Unprepared

Bum-Homeless Person Displaced Homeowner

Hunter-Animal Assassin Meat Mercenary Bambi Butcher

Whaler-Blubber Lovers

Old Person /Elderly-4th-Dimentionally Extended Gerontologically Advanced

Conservative-Right Wing Extremist Fascist Pig

Drug Addict-Chemically Challenged

Bald-Comb-Free

Bisexual-Sexually Non-preferential

Midget, Dwarf-Little People, Vertically Challenged

Convict-Socially Separated

Insane People-Selectively Perceptive Mental Explorers

Learning Disability-Self-Paced Cognitive Ability

Tree-Hugger-Environmental Activist

Logger-Wood Weasel, Paper Pirate, Treeslayer

Dead People-Dysfunctional Earth Children Biologically Challenged Metaphysically Challenged

Broken Home-Dysfunctional Family

HouseBroken-Family Dysfunction

Cattle Ranch-Cattle Concentration Camp (CCC) Moo-shwitz

Senile Bag oBones-Alzheimers Victim

Ghetto/Barrio-(EHA) Ethnically Homogenous Area

Pre-Integrated Pre-Nirvana

Hamburger-Seared Mutilated Animal Flesh (SMAF)

Cheeseburger-Adding Insult to Injury

Cheating (in School)-Academic Dishonesty

Used Books-Recycled Books

Trees-Oxygen Exchange Units

Gang-Youth Group

Slum-(EOZ) Economic Oppression Zone

Obese- People of Mass Gravitationally Challenged

Delicatessen- Corpse Farm Charnel House

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