POLITICALLY CORRECT TERMS

Dirty Old Man: Sexually focused chronologically gifted individual.



Perverted: Sexually dysfunctional.



Serial Killer: Person with difficult-to-meet needs.



Lazy: Motivationally deficient.



Fat: Horizontally challenged.



Fail: Achieve a deficiency.



Dishonest: Ethically disoriented.



Bald: Follicularly challenged.



Clumsy: Uniquely coordinated.



Body Odor: Nondiscretionary fragrance.



Alive: Temporarily metabolically abled.



Worst: Least best.



Wrong: Differently logical.



Ugly: Cosmetically different.



Unemployed: Involuntarily leisured.



Short: Vertically challenged.



Dead: Living impaired.



Vagrant: Nonspecifically destinationed individual.



Spendthrift: Negative saver.



Drunk: Chemically inconvenienced.



Pregnant: Parasitically oppressed.



Ignorant: Knowledge-based non-possessor.