20
Apr

Pope dies and tries enter to the heaven

The pope died. Like all good Christians he went to heaven and knocked on the gate. Peter opened the gate, and the pope said: Im the pope.

Peter picked up the phone and rang Jesus. I have someone here who says hes the pope, do you know him?

Jesus answered: No, never heared of him, send him to hell.

Peter relayed this message to the pope.

That cant be true, ring God himself, the pope said.

Peter rang God and said: Heres someone who says hes the pope, do you know him?

God answered: No, never heard of him, send him to hell.

And again, Peter told the pope.

The last chance I have is the Holy Spirit, the pope said.

Peter rang him and said: I have someone here who says hes the pope, you know him?

Yes, he said, I know him. Hes the one who told everyone I got Maria pregnant. Send him to hell.

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