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Popular European Languages

Here is an original joke by Lewis W. Call, and myself.

A small survey of some popular European languages:

Spanish– Everything you say makes you sound hungry.

Russian–There are 33 different ways to say, Comrade, pass the Vodka
or I shoot you.

French–Every French sentence carries the implicit connotation that you
want to have sex with the person you are talking to.

German–The German word for hello is Echsteinlefahrtengruber. The
German translation for Hey Hans, what say tomorrow morning we climb
into our tanks and roll over Poland? is Hans, Poland, ja?

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