A woman is just about to give birth in the hospital when she says to the doctor,
Doc, do me a favor. Tell me what color the baby is as its being born.

The doctor is understandably a little puzzled at this.
Why dont you know what color the child is going to be?

Well, says the woman, the problem is that Im a porno actress and the child was conceived during the making of a film. I have no idea who the father is.

OK, says the doctor, Ill do it for you, but its most unusual.

The baby begins to be born and the doctor says, Here comes the head, it seems to have yellow skin and the eyes are slanted. Was one of the actors Chinese?

Yes, doctor, he was, says the woman.

Wait, says the doctor, the chest and arms are out and they seem to be very dark. Was one of the actors black?

Yes doctor, he was.

Wait, now the legs are out and theyre light brown. Was one of the actors of mixed race?

Yes doctor, he was.

So the doctor pulls the baby free and gives it the traditional slap on the back. The baby lets out a healthy waaaaahh and starts crying.

Oh, thank God for that! says the woman, for a moment there I thought it might bark.