Artery
The study of paintings

Bacteria
Back door of a cafeteria

Barium
What doctors do when a patient dies

Bowel
A letter like a, e, i, o, or u

Cesarean Section
A neighborhood in rome

Cat Scan
Searching for a kitty

Cauterize
Had eye contact with her

Colic
A sheep dog

Coma
A punctuation mark

D & C
Where Washington is

Dilate
To live long

Enema
Not a friend

Fester
Quicker

Fibula
A small lie

Genital
Not a jew

G.I. Series
A soldiers ball game

Hangnail
Coat hook

Impotent
Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain
Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff
A doctors cane

Morbid
A higher offer

Nitrates
Cheaper than day rates

Node
Was aware of

Outpatient
A person who has fainted

Pap Smear
A fatherhood test

Pelvis
A cousin to Elvis

Post Operative
Letter carrier

Recovery Room
Place to do upholstery

Rectum
Damn near killed em

Secretion
Hiding something

Seizure
Roman emperor

Tablet
Small table

Terminal Illness
Getting sick at the airport

Ultrasound
Very good music

Urine
Opposite of youre out

Varicose
Near by

Vein
Conceited