19
Jun

Posh & Becks

posh and Becks are sitting in front of the television watching the six

> oclock news. The main story is a man threatening to jump off the



> Clifton



> Suspension Bridge on to the busy road below.



>



> Posh turns to Becks and says: David, I bet you 5,000 that he jumps!



> to



> which Beckham replies 5,000? Done! I bet that he doesnt. So they



> shake



> hands on the bet and continue watching.



>



> Sure enough, the man jumps and hits the road below with a loud thud.



> Beckham



> takes 5,000 out of his back pocket and hands it to Posh. But she



> refuses.



> I



> cant take your money, David, she says. The truth is, I was cheating.



> I



> saw the five oclock news, so I knew he was going to jump.



>



> No, babe, fairs fair says David. That money is yours fair and



> square. I



> was cheating just as you were. I saw the five oclock news, too. I



> just



> didnt think he would do it again.

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