posh and Becks are sitting in front of the television watching the six
> oclock news. The main story is a man threatening to jump off the
> Clifton
> Suspension Bridge on to the busy road below.
>
> Posh turns to Becks and says: David, I bet you 5,000 that he jumps!
> to
> which Beckham replies 5,000? Done! I bet that he doesnt. So they
> shake
> hands on the bet and continue watching.
>
> Sure enough, the man jumps and hits the road below with a loud thud.
> Beckham
> takes 5,000 out of his back pocket and hands it to Posh. But she
> refuses.
> I
> cant take your money, David, she says. The truth is, I was cheating.
> I
> saw the five oclock news, so I knew he was going to jump.
>
> No, babe, fairs fair says David. That money is yours fair and
> square. I
> was cheating just as you were. I saw the five oclock news, too. I
> just
> didnt think he would do it again.
19
Jun
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