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Jul

Positive messages on answering machine

Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someones answering machine?

Hi, Its a great day and Im out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is Share the love.

Beep.

Uh, yeah … This is the VD clinic calling … Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love!

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