30
Aug

Post Turtle

While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he got his hand caught in a gate while working his cattle) a doctor and the old man were discussing President Bushs health care reform ideas. The old man said Well, ya know, G.W. Bush is a post turtle.

So, not knowing what he meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.

The old man said When youre driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, thats a post turtle. You know he didnt get up there by himself, he doesnt belong there, he cant get anything done while hes up there, and you just want to help the poor thing down.

[Thanks to rubin] – www

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