Praise the lord!

Theres a little old Christian lady living next door to an atheist. Every morning the lady comes out onto her front porch and shouts, Praise the Lord! The atheist yells back, There is no God.

She does this every morning with the same result. As time goes on the lady reuns into financial difficulties and has trouble buying food. She goes out onto the porch and asks God for help with groceries, then says, Praise the Lord.

The next morning she goes out onto the porch and there are the groceries shes asked for. Of course she says, Praise the Lord!

The atheist jumps out from behind a bush and says, Hah. There is no God. I bought those groceries.

The lady looks at him and smiles. She says, Praise the Lord! Not only did you provide for me Lord, but you made Satan pay for the groceries!

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