15
May

Prank call

(To be left on an answering machine, or as a general prank call)

You know, the strangest thing happened to me today… I asked the devil for a condom, and he gave me three. I asked the devil for a dollar, and he gave me ten. Then I asked the devil for a ho and he gave me this number.

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