19
Jan

Prayer, Counter-prayer

Banta Singh had a bitter quarrel with his wife. In his anger he prayed loudly “Hey Bhagwan! mujhey uttha ley – Lord take me away from this world.”

Mrs. Banta Singh retaliated: “Hey Bhagwan! Mujhey uttha ley.”

Banta Singh quickly amended his prayer: “Hey Bhagwan! Tu iskee sun lay – O Lord, grant her prayer.”

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