Praying on a sinking ship

The ship was going down.

The captain and the crew were trying – in the middle of a terrible mid-Atlantic winter storm – to get the lifeboat out.

We can hope for nothing but Divine intervention, cried the captain.

Does anyone know how to pray?

No answer.

After a few seconds of silence, the cabin boy timidly spoke up. Maybe I can help. I used to live next to a church.

The captain ordered everyone to their knees. The boy began. Under the B, two. Under the I, 16.

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