Present for teacher

Little Johnny brought a box wrapped with a red ribbon, to school, as a present for his teacher. He handed it to her. She started to guess what was inside. Chocolates? she asked.


A Cake? Johnny shook his head No. Then the teacher noticed some liquid dripping from the corner of the box. She caught a few drops on her finger, put the finger in her mouth, then said, Ah, I know-dill pickles.

No, Johnny said, its a puppy.

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