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After many long and fruitful years, ex-President George Bush dies and goes to Heaven. Within the first few months of eternity, he finds Moses walking the streets of gold. Thinking to himself: It would be interesting to compare notes, head-of-state to head-of-state. he approaches Moses. Moses sees him coming, turns white and runs the other way! Puzzled by this reaction, George goes on his way in paradise. A few hundred years pass, and George Bush again sees Moses walking the streets of Gold. This time he is able to stand right beside Moses before Moses notices him. George asks: Why did you run away from me the first time we saw each other? All I wanted to do was discuss the aspects of being head-of-state with you. Moses replies: Well, the last time I spoke to a Bush, I wound up spending 40 years in the wilderness!