28
Nov

Presidential Test (adult)

  1. Which president smoked marijuana with a nude playgirl while he joked about being too wasted to push the button in case of nuclear attack?
  2. Which president allegedly had affairs with both a winner AND a finalist in the Miss America pageant?
  3. Which president had sex with one of his secretaries stretched out atop a desk in the oval office?
  4. Which president allegedly had an affair (as well as children) with a slave who was his wifes half sister?
  5. Which president called his mistress Pookie?
  6. Which president married a woman who hadnt yet divorced her first husband, and was branded an adulterer during his re-election campaign?
  7. Which future president wrote love letters to his neighbors wife while he was engaged to someone else?
  8. Which president had a torrid affair with the first ladys personal secretary?
  9. Which president had sex with a young woman in a White House coat closet – at one point, while a secret service agent prevented the hysterical first lady from attacking them?
  10. Which president had sex in a closet while telling his partner about the *other* president who did the same in a closet? (The one from Question 9)?
  11. Which vice president was ticked off because he felt that HIS record of sexual conquests was much more impressive (i.e. numerous) than the Presidents?
  12. Which future president, while a college student, enjoyed showing off his penis (which he named Jumbo)?

 

 

 

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ANSWERS

  1. John F. Kennedy
  2. Bill Clinton
  3. Lyndon B. Johnson
  4. Thomas Jefferson
  5. Bill Clinton
  6. Andrew Jackson
  7. George Washington, Lyndon B. Johnson
  8. Franklin D. Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy
  9. Warren G. Harding
  10. John F. Kennedy
  11. Lyndon B. Johnson
  12. Lyndon B. Johnson

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