A man goes to a jewelry store looking to buy a watch. He looks at a watch called the George Bush Watch and asks the sales clerk why there are no hands. The sales clerk says, It doesnt need hands. Youre supposed to read his lips.

He then looks at a watch called the Ross Perot Watch and notices that it isnt running – the sales clerk tells him it runs, it doesnt run, it runs, it doesnt run…

He then notices a watch called the Bill Clinton Watch and sees that it runs, has hands and looks like a pretty good watch. He asks the sales clerk how much. The sales clerk replies $19.95 plus tax, plus tax, plus tax, plus tax, plus tax…