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Sep

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1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.



2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any Key



3. Buy a Pentium 2000 so you can reboot faster.



4. 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.



5. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.



6. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.



7. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.



8. C:WINDOWS C:WINDOWSGO C:PCCRAWL



9. C:DOS C:DOSRUN RUNDOSRUN



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