Previously owned parrot

Wayne went to the pet store to buy a parrot. One bird caught his eye: previously owned, it was especially handsome and he purchased it. As soon as the bird was settled on its perch, Wayne went to the cupboard.

You want a cracker? he asked, holding out a Saltine.

The bird looked at the snack. What are you, stupid? And blind? You think I keep my feathers rich by eating crackers, you moron? I want pate and I want it now, asshole!

Shocked by this unprovoked abuse, Wayne returned to the pet store and walked up to the proprietor.

Just who owned that bird before me anyway?! … he demanded.

Didnt I tell you? the proprietor said. You are the owner of a bird that once belonged to John McEnroe.

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