27
May

Problem farter

A woman goes into the doctors office and says Dr. I have a problem, I fart all the time but my farts are noiseless and they dont smell…In fact, I have farted no less than twelve times since I arrived here!

The doctor wrote down a prescription and said, Take these for a week and then come back to see me.

A week later the woman goes back and storming into the office complains, Doctor, I think the pills made it worse, I keep farting all the time and even though the farts are still noiseless the now smell terrible!, what have you got to say for yourself?

Doctor: Good, we have taken care of your sinuses, now we can move on to your hearing…

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