If you get in my way, Ill kill you!
– ideal project manager
If you get in my way, youll kill me!
– somewhat less than ideal project manager
If I get in my way, Ill kill you!
– somewhat misguided project manager
If I get in your way, Ill kill you!
– A tough project manager (eats glass, live cats, etc.)
If get kill in will way I you.
– dyslexic, functionally illiterate project
manager
I am the way! Kill me if you can!
– messianic project manager
Get away, Ill kill us all!
– suicidal project manager
If you kill me, Ill get in your way.
– thoughtful but ineffective project manager
If I kill you, Ill get in your way.
– project manager who has trouble dealing with the obvious
If a you getta ina my way, I gonna breaka you arm.
– project manager from New York
I am quite confident that there is nothing in the way, so
no one will get killed.
– project manager who is about to get in big trouble
If you kill me, so what? If you get in my way, who cares?
– weak, uninspired, lackluster project manager
If I kill me, youll get your way.
– pragmatic project manager
Kill me, its the only way.
– every project manager to date.
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Jun
Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- How to use an ATM machine…
- At the blood donor clinic
- The Boy Who Wrote To God
- New Programming Language: C + –
- Afrer heart attack
- Few occupational hazards
- X-Files: The science adviser to whaaat?
- Knock, Knock
- Bill Collector
- Jobs and Work joke #11019
- After 3 husbands – still virgin (Risque)
- Dont Ask . . . Dont Tell . . .
- Survey on italian men
- Smoke rings
- Clinton Strikes again