01
Jun

Project Managers

If you get in my way, Ill kill you!



– ideal project manager





If you get in my way, youll kill me!



– somewhat less than ideal project manager





If I get in my way, Ill kill you!



– somewhat misguided project manager





If I get in your way, Ill kill you!



– A tough project manager (eats glass, live cats, etc.)





If get kill in will way I you.



– dyslexic, functionally illiterate project



manager





I am the way! Kill me if you can!



– messianic project manager





Get away, Ill kill us all!



– suicidal project manager





If you kill me, Ill get in your way.



– thoughtful but ineffective project manager





If I kill you, Ill get in your way.



– project manager who has trouble dealing with the obvious





If a you getta ina my way, I gonna breaka you arm.



– project manager from New York





I am quite confident that there is nothing in the way, so



no one will get killed.



– project manager who is about to get in big trouble





If you kill me, so what? If you get in my way, who cares?



– weak, uninspired, lackluster project manager





If I kill me, youll get your way.



– pragmatic project manager





Kill me, its the only way.



– every project manager to date.

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