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Jul

Project Managers: get to know them

If you get in my way, Ill kill you! – ideal project manager

If you get in my way, youll kill me! – somewhat less than ideal project manager

If I get in my way, Ill kill you! – somewhat misguided project manager

If I get in your way, Ill kill you! – A tough project manager (eats glass, live cats, etc.)

If get kill in will way I you. – dyslexic, functionally illiterate project manager

I am the way! Kill me if you can! – messianic project manager

Get away, Ill kill us all! – suicidal project manager

If you kill me, Ill get in your way. – thoughtful but ineffective project manager

If I kill you Ill get in your way. – project manager who has trouble dealing with the obvious

If a you getta ina my way, I gonna breaka you arm. – project manager from New York

I am quite confident that there is nothing in the way, so no one will get killed. – project manager who is about to get in big trouble

If you kill me, so what? If you get in my way, who cares? – weak, uninspired, lackluster project manager

If I kill me, youll get your way. – pragmatic project manager

Kill me, its the only way. – every project manager to date.

If we get in each others way, who will get killed? – An utterly confused manager

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