10
May

Proud Fathers

Four guys were telling stories in a bar. One guy leaves to go to the restroom. Three guys are left…

The first guy says, I was worried that my son was going to be a loser because he started out washing cars for a local dealership. Turns out that he got a break, they made him a salesman, and he sold so many cars that he bought the dealership. In fact, hes so successful that he just gave his best friend a new Mercedes for his birthday.

The second guy says, I was worried about my son too because he started out raking leaves for a realtor. Turns out HE got a break, they made him a commissioned salesman, and he eventually bought the real estate firm. In fact hes so successful that he just gave his best friend a new house for his birthday.

The third guy says, Yeah, I hear you. MY son started out sweeping floors in a brokerage firm. Well, HE got a break, they made HIM a broker, and now he owns the brokerage firm. In fact, hes so rich that he just gave HIS best friend $1 million in stock for his birthday.

The fourth guy comes back from the restroom. The first 3 explain that they are telling stories about their kids so he says, Well, Im embarrassed to admit that my son IS a major disappointment. He started out as a hairdresser and is STILL a hairdresser after 15 years. In fact I just found out that hes gay and has SEVERAL boyfriends. But I try to look at the bright side, his boyfriends just bought him a new Mercedes, a new house, and $1 million in stock for his birthday!

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