18
Jan

Proud to be a Minnesotan

Overnight, Gov. Elect Jesse Ventura announced various appointments to his new administration.

  • Press Secretary – Mean Gene Okerlund
  • Agriculture Commissioner – Kenny The Sodbuster Jay
  • Chairman of 7 County Mosquito Control District – Jimmy Super Fly Snuka
  • Education Commissioner – Bobby The Brain Heenan
  • National Guard Adjutant General – Sargeant Slaughter
  • Transportation Commissioners – The Road Warriors
  • Commissioner of the Arts – Rock and Roll Buck Zumhofe
  • Chairman, Govs Council on Physical Fitness – Jerry Blackwell
  • Animal Rights Commissioner – Mad Dog Vachon
  • State Title IX Coordinator – Macho Man Randy Savage
  • Tribal Affairs Commissioner – Wahoo McDaniel
  • Co-Chairs, State Recycling Program – Junkyard Dog and Ray The Crusher Stevens
  • Highway Maintenance Engineer – Dusty Rhodes
  • Trade Envoy to Japan – Mr. Fuji
  • State Treasurer – The Million Dollar Man Ted Diebiase
  • Chief of Staff and Mentor – Vern Gagne
  • State Gaming Commissioner – Black Jack Lanza
  • Timber Commission Chairman – Larry The Axe Henning
  • Winter Carnival Coordinator – Stone Cold Steve Austin

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