Psychiatrist & duck

When the woman walks into the psychiatrists office he cant but help notice she has a duck under her arm. A real, live duck, with a beak. But hes an experienced psychiatrist, hes seen some weird things in his time and he decides not to mention it until the patient does.

So he says, How can I help you, Mrs Brown?

And she replies, Oh goodness, theres nothing wrong with me. Im here on behalf of my husband. He thinks hes a duck.

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