A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.

As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.

Thats unfair! he cried. I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman.

Shut up, barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork.

Who are you to question that womans punishment?

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