Q: How many Democratic

Q: How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
A: (Paul Simon) My media experts tell me Im foolish for wearing my hair the same way I did in the 50s. But thats what Paul Simons all about. And I suppose my media experts are gonna say Im foolish for this, but in all candor, I change my light bulbs the same way I did in the 50s: my wife gets on a ladder and I turn it.

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