Q: How many members

Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
A: All of them. Bones to say Its dead Jim, Uhura to send a distress signal, Sulu to listen to Chekov saying Light bulbs vere really an old russian invention, Spock to be fascinated by the illogic inherent in the early demise of the light bulb, Scotty to do the work, and Kirk to get the girl.

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