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What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
The champire!

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?
Paul gas coin!

Manager: Ill give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a years time?
Young player: OK, Ill come back in a years time!

Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom?
Captain: Well, it could have been worse.
Manager: How?
Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!

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