1.


Q: What would you call a bloodthirsty Jew on a rampage?


A: Genghis Cohen.

2.


Q: What did they call the new Jewish-Japanese restaurant?


A: So-Sue-Mi.

3.


Q: Define: Genius


A: A C student with a Jewish mother.

4.


Q: Did you hear about the new tires, Firestein?


A: They not only stop on a dime, they also pick it up!

5.


Jewish people are the most optimistic people in the world.


They have some cut off before they even know how big it will get.