Quotes from students

Forwarded from a friend whos doing student teaching this semester…

these are actual quotes taken from junior high students science

* The dodo is a bird that is nearly decent now.

* A thermometer is an instrument for raising temperance.

* Geometry teaches us to bisex angels.

* The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.

* To collect fumes of sulhpur, hold a deacon over a flame in a
test tube.

Brent Nordquist

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