rabbi joke – female convert to Judaism

There was a Christian woman who was seeking to convert to Judaism to please her Jewish husband. She was following a rabbis instructions in a long process.

The rabbi asked her to go into a mikveh and dunk her head to finish the conversion. The woman responded with: I just went to the beauty parlor and head my hair done. The permit cost me $35.00. Is there any way I can go in without dunking my head?.

The rabbi paused for a minute and replied:

Yes, you can go in without dunking your head. However, youll still have a goyishe kup.

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