Night before her wedding, the beautiful and dutiful Jewish bride to be asked her Rabbi father for some sound advice.


Pappa, I dont know what to wear when I greet my husband in bed. Do I wear a sexy, see through, low cut shortie nightie to make him want me? Or do I wear a thick cotton nightdress that covers me from neck to toes that a respectable girl like me should wear?


Her father the Rabbi replied it makes no difference, you are going to get screwed anyway!