Racing bears

Two friends are out squirrel hunting whennthey encounter an angry bear. The bear is coming toward them and they know they cant stop it with their squirrel guns.

The first hunter says What are you going to do?

The second hunter says Im going to run like hell

The first hunter says Are you crazy? You cant outrun a bear!

The second hunter says I dont have to outrun that bear. I only have to outrun YOU!

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