There was 2 groundhogs on one side of the road and the one groundhog said I bet the grass on that side of the road would be good.

The little groundhog said just wait a minute and dug a hole under the road to the other side. By that time a old woman stop to take a piss right when the groundhog poped up the old woman pissed on him. He ran to the other side of the road and said you dont want to go over there because it rains so damn hard over there even the birds built there nest upside down.