• Stop neglecting children; at least learn their names and birthdays.
• Stop circulating the Good Times Virus and Join the Crew e-mail.
• Read all of the mail from all of the lists I have subscribed to.
• Limit my subscriptions of lists to a maximum of fifty.
• Back-up 4 gig hard drive weekly; well, maybe at least monthly.
• Not rush to any ftp site as soon as I hear of a new Beta.
• Insist that all ten best lists be strictly limited to ten.
• Not buy magazines with AOL disks just to get another 1.44MB disk.
• Answer Snail Mail with the same enthusiasm & promptness as e-mail.
• Spend less than two hours a day on the Web; on new sites anyway.
• Try the e-mail version of the Mrs. Fields cookie recipe.
• Promise when I hear Where do you want to go today?, I wont laugh. (Well, maybe not!)
• Think of a password other than password to use on web sites.
• Never throw another snowball via e-mail; at least not til next year.

Thanx to the ORIGINAL Joke of the Day!