Real Life

Walking along the beach, John tripped over a half-buried kerosene
lantern. He rubbed its side and sure enough, a genie materialized.

I cant grant your wishes, explained the freed spirit, But Ill
give you three gifts for releasing me: a potion to cure ill health, a
very large diamond, and a dinner date with a famous movie star. By
tomorrow afternoon, you will have received all these gifts.

When John returned home from work the next evening, he excitedly
asked his mother if anything had been delivered.

Yes, she replied. Its been an unusual day. At 2 pm, a 55 gallon
drum of chicken soup arrived. About a half-hour later, a telegram came
saying that a long-lost relative had left you a minor-league baseball
stadium. Ten minutes ago, MGM called, inviting you to dinner with Lassie

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