Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.
Motorcycles curves never sag.
Motorcycles last longer.
Motorcycles dont get pregnant.
You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the month.
Motorcycles dont have parents.
Motorcycles dont whine unless something is really wrong.
You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old
one is really worn.
If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
Motorcycles dont care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
Motorcycles dont care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
Motorcycles dont mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy
Motorcycle magazines.
New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you dont want to pay for them,
you dont get them.
If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you dont have to discuss politics to
correct it.
You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.
You dont have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
You dont have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your
Motorcycle.
You dont have to convince your Motorcycle that youre a motorcyclist and
that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you dont have to apologize
before you can ride it again.
You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it wont get sore.
Your parents dont remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump
it.
Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
Motorcycles dont insult you if you are a bad rider.
Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
Motorcycles dont care if you are late.
You dont have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
Its always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
If your Motorcycle doesnt look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
You cant get diseases from a Motorcycle you dont know very well.