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Nov

Red Neck Drivers License

REDNECK DRIVERS LICENSE APPLICATION Last name: ________________

(Check appropriate box) First name: First name:



[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue



Age: ____ (if unsure, guess) Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right



Occupation: [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress [_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician



Spouses Name: __________________________ 2nd Spouses Name: __________________________ 3rd Spouses Name: __________________________ Lovers Name: __________________________ 2nd Lovers Name: __________________________ Relationship with spouse: [_] Sister [_] Aunt [_] Brother [_] Uncle [_] Mother [_] Son [_] Father [_] Daughter [_] Cousin [_] Pet



Number of children living in household: ___ Number of children living in shed: ___ Number of children that are yours: ___



Mothers Name: _______________________ Fathers Name: _______________________(If not sure, leave blank)



Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)



Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)



Vehicles you own and where you keep them:



___ Total number of vehicles you own ___ Number of vehicles that still crank ___ Number of vehicles in front yard ___ Number of vehicles in back yard ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks



Firearms you own and where you keep them:



____ truck ____ kitchen ____ bedroom ____ bathroom ____ shed



Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_



Do you have a gun rack? [_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:



Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:



[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe [_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest [_] Rifle and Shotgun



___ Number of times youve seen a UFO =



___ Number of times youve seen Elvis ___ Number of times youve seen Elvis in a UFO



How often do you bathe: [_] Weekly [_] Monthly [_] Not Applicable



How many teeth? ___ Color of teeth: [_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow [_] Brown [_] Black [_] N/A



Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: =



[_] Red-Man How far is your home from a paved road?



[_] 1 mile [_] 2 miles [_] dont know

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