Redneck 12 days of Christmas

Borrowed without permission from Jeff Foxworthys Christmas song:

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Pack of Bud
Rasslin tickets

tin of copenhagen
years probation
table dancers
cans of redman
cans of spam
Flannel Shirts
Mud Grip Tires
Shotgun Shells
Huntin dogs

and some parts to a Mustang GT

If youre from Georgia youll understand the Mud Grip Tires 🙂

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